Symbols Regarded With Fear

From this point on Internet, put down the fucking crayons and learn Photoshop if you're going establish a religion, movement, or organization that is supposed to be regarded with fear. Internet, symbols of intimidation are just some fucking doodles which were conceived by some random fucksticks in possession of a box of crayons. I can't fucking begin to comprehend how far from reality this shit really has gotten. Throughout all of fucking history, people have done little to establish themselves as groups, religions, and organizations except imitate the artistic expressions of toddlers everywhere. Symbols such as Pentacles, Numbers, Swastikas, and Burning Crosses are about as interesting as watching a quadriplegic paddle a canoe.

Why the hell does the Swastika even exist? Internet, do you realize this symbol of Nazi mental angst actually stems from just the letter "S"? How the fuck is the letter "S" supposed to strike fear into the hearts of individuals everywhere? What fucking purpose does this symbol have for still being around today? For things such as terror and world domination, the Swastika is less than vestigial. Had I been a Jew, I would have spent the Holocaust giggling profusely. Were I to pick a symbol regarding how I would attempt to take over the word via some form of Genocide; I'm sure I would have done much more than gloss over the fucking alphabet.

Internet, do not approach me in any social setting whatsoever and declare that you are a Pagan of Satanist. I do not nor will I ever pretend to care that you have a hundred pentacles drawn all over your arms in permanent marker. This whole fucking facade doesn't frighten me in the slightest. I don't cower and tremble in fear because you worship trees more so than a patchouli smelling hippie. The only thing I would even be remotely curious about, are the rumors I encounter from time to time about Pagans having orgies on a semi-regular basis. Internet, do you know what I tend to think when confronted with a diagram of the pentacle? I think of Captain Kirk aboard the Enterprise beaming up Pagans to participate in said orgies. The pentacle was taken from Star Trek conventions everywhere and I can prove it.

Remember the ever popular burning cross? This is the symbol that meant the whole world had finally discovered black people. This symbol was created by middle aged men suffering from male pattern baldness who highly enjoyed adorning themselves in bedsheets. How much more ridiculous can this possibly get? Internet, were I an African-American present during the 1940's, and were I to witness a clusterfuck of morons masquerading in bed sheets and burning a cross anywhere on my lawn; I would do nothing, but laugh hysterically. This fucking symbol has got to be the most senseless symbol throughout the ages. Internet, if you wish to express your hatred for anything at all, do so by means more conventional and thorough than burning two planks of wood in someone's yard. The only thing a burning cross is good for is kindling.

Internet, 666 is just the number after 665.