Documentaries Make You Stupid

Internet, why the fuck do we as Americans insist on filming everything that happens? Seriously, it doesn't matter what the fuck all is going on; we're just going to film it and then sit idly by fist fucking ourselves until we hit the forearm. Who cares if there is a war going on currently? No one, unless it is being filmed and backed with biased opinions from CNN. Who cares if the United States is the fattest of nations and people are dropping dead from McDonalds and Cholesterol? No one did, until Morgan Spurlock got off his fat ass and decided to film something not even remotely plausible, and show it to the entire nation. A nation which has the emotional constitution of children born with Cerebral Paulsy.

I'm so sick of Americans doing nothing but documenting everything and then failing to immediately do anything about the situation in particular. When scanning channels late at night, I grow weary of seeing all those fucking Feed The Children infomercials. I feel bad for any child who cannot be provided for, but wouldn't it make a shit ton more sense to actually feed them instead of filming them? It's not feeding the children anymore; it's filming the hungry. I don't know how simple I can make possibly make this.

Internet, why the fuck must you have to see something filmed and shown across your fucking television screens to actually believe it? Is it beyond people to actually take an interest in something and research it themselves? Taking your local news and some lame ass independent documentary for it's face value alone does not make you intelligent or informed. This only makes you gullible and highly unsure of yourself in any social setting which you feel overcome to open your fucking cock socket and actually attempt to speak in. You're not actually maintaining interesting discussions, you're just regurgitating someone else's facts causing me to fall asleep from your redundant fallacies.

Documentaries are turning Americans into fucking sock puppets. Why the fuck do you feel that you're doing your part by constantly following the media and it's influences? Internet, you are not a patriot because you're gullible and have an anti-anything bumper sticker... Your t-shirts, buttons, hats, stickers, and signs do not make a difference if you cannot furnish an intelligent opinion. No one gives a shit if you sit idly in front of your television every evening flipping between Entertainment Tonight and CNN. This doesn't actually make you knowledgeable on current events or issues in society at all. This indicates that you have no life whatsoever, and find other's lives and opinions more substantial than your own.

Do not walk up to me and state that because you have seen Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11 that you are adept and well versed in politics. You're not telling me you have anything original or worthwhile to say. You're telling me that you watched some fucking documentary created by a fat tubby bastard and now you can imitate his opinions word for fucking word. You've done nothing but conform to someone else's ideals and contribute to their net worth by purchasing their over priced one sided DVD full of shitty opinions and bad video montages.

Internet, documentaries make you stupid.